14 December 2015
Caleb: “Dad, will you do my maths homework for me tonight?”
Dad: “No, it wouldn’t be right”
Caleb: “ Well, at least you could try!”
30 November 2015
Quackers
Bill is walking down the street with a sack of ducks over his shoulder.
His friend Sam asks “What do you have in the sack, Bill?”
Bill answers “Ducks”
Sam says “If I can guess how many ducks you have in that sack can I have one of them?”
Bill answers ”If you can guess how many ducks I have in this sack you can have both of them!”
16 November 2015
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19 October 2015
You might be a future mathematics teacher if:
You are fascinated by the equation y = e^{x.}
You know, off by heart, the first 50 digits of π.
You know ten ways to prove Pythagoras’ Theorem.
Your telephone number is the sum of two prime numbers.
Your car number plate is an arithmetic sequence.
You are sure that quadratics equations are a very useful tool.
You have tried to prove Fermat’s Last Theorem.
You comment to your best friend that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
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22 June 2015
Doctor Bill: Did you take my advice about not being able to sleep? Patient Ben: Yes I did, I counted sheep and I got to 482,354. Doctor Bill: And did you fall asleep? Patient Ben: No, it was time to get up! 
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