Question: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Answer: Ten tickles.

The Romans did not find mathematics very challenging because x was always equal to 10.

A statistician can have his head in a micro-wave and his feet in a bucket of ice and say that on average he feels fine.

There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't!

Student A: "How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Student B: "Ten, one to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder and seven to watch."

Student A: "How many seconds are there in a year?"

Student B: "That's far too hard to work out!"

Student A: "No its not. There are only 12 seconds in a year. January the second, February the second...!"

Plumbers have to be quite good at some types of mathematics and science.

Bill the Plumber was not!

He put taps on both end of the bath to keep the water level.

Did you hear the one about the boy who failed to take the mathematics test on decimals?

He couldn't see the point.

Question: What do you call a broken angle?

Answer: A rectangle!

Student: Teacher, I can’t solve this problem.

Teacher: Any six year old should be able to solve this one.

Student: No wonder I can’t do it then, I’m nearly fourteen!

Why did George take a ruler to bed one night?

Answer: So he could measure how long he had been asleep!

Teacher: Now for some algebra, George, what is 3k + 2k?

George: 5000